What the Murphy-Graves-Bunny Doesn't Tell You About 'The Rules of Pirate Radio Broadcasting' Can Hurt You!

Pirate Radio News & Commentary
by The Radical

When the radio pirate former radio pirate  Commander Bunny (aka Pat Murphy, aka Jerry Michael Graves) talks about the 'rules of Pirate Radio Broadcasting', Bun-Bun left out a few things:


1) Never give your home address to a rodent.  When you order a t-shirt or receive freebies from a certain “legendary” pirate, beware of a Bunny bearing gifts. After all, if you catch the Commander in a sock puppet or a lie, he has your address and is not afraid to turn you into the Federal Communications Commission. Not out of spite or jealousy, but just to keep the airwaves clear for the professional keyboard pounders... er, bloggers... uh, internet celebrities!

2) Always complain about your critics in your blog, which you use in such a self-loathing way.  Yes, the King of the Keyboards likes to pretend to hate his web log, but that is the only way he can keep screaming in the wind. Especially, when his version of fun involves continuously lying, denying,  libeling and projecting while accusing the critics of being pedophiles or inviting them to kill themselves. So, Commander, again I ask, tell me about the "good ol’ days" of pirate radio broadcasting!

3) Ask yourself this question:  If a Grenade goes off in the woods,  does anybody hate hear you?  That is, somebody  who is not your sock puppet or a voice in your head?  I am sure, since you despise the internet,  you would not dream of using it to promote yourself-- like on a blog, which you hate---  and would never use to promote hate!!

4) Be sure to use large font and lots of pictures in your journal. I mean, after all, the intelligence of your average rabbit is around that of your average houseplant. So use large font and lots of pictures to entertain yourself when publishing your blog (which you hate-- like yourself). Besides, that means, you can repeat the same message over and over for your self-amusement-- especially since comments are closed own your blog (which you hate!) and parroting yourself makes your web log a pleasure to read! (Second verse, same as the first!)

So, if you consider these helpful pointers, maybe you, too, may make a successful foray into pirate radio broadcasting.   Or maybe even become a North American Pirate Radio Hall of Fame member  (if enough people forget about the other things you've done over the past couple years)!

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Commander Bunny's "Email-Factory Hypocricy" an Embarassment to North American Pirate Radio

Pirate Radio News & Commentary
by The Radical

 So let me get this straight, a rabbit person big liar complaining about “Internet personalities” in their blog does not strike only me as hypocrisy?

  Of course, hypocrisy and the Commander have been wedded for a long time, probably waiting for their anniversary gifts to arrive in the mail.

  Out of one side of his mouth, he talks about "Pirate Radio needs to be fun", longing
nostalgically for the time when he was influential and considered reputable. Out of the
other side of his mouth, he tells those who remind the Commander of his current acts of
disreputable behavior to either stop their crying or kill themselves. Yep, those
rollicking fun times are fun, as long as it involves kissing the Commander’s keister!

  When my friend John Poet caught the Commander in the act of sock puppetry, instead of taking responsibility for his actions, even when caught fist deep in the cotton, he
attempts to lie, deny and distract. I guess this is the standard operating procedure for a
former Free Radio Legend (in his own mind!), who has lost a large amount of his fan base, as well as any grasp of reality.


  The inability to accept his culpability in the sock puppet affair led the Bunny to perform
the ultimate act of treason in the Pirate Radio community:
Ratting out someone to the F.C.C. (Ironic that a Revolting Rodent would rat anyone out!)

  In order to cover his furry tracks, he attempts to create "doctored emails" that would indict an innocent person.   I guess, this is more of that nostalgic “fun” that the Bunny wishes for in his fantasy world.

  When caught again in a trap of his own making, the Commander, instead of admitting this transgression, calls his critics crybabies and whiners while further disgracing the
Pirate Radio scene with his actions: he continues to claim that a certain DXer made a
complaint to the FCC about TCS, even though the posted Email has been irrefutably proven fake about a half-dozen ways.  (Now, that is really embarassing!)

  The Commander proclaims these advocates for truth to be "keyboard pounders" and
"merchants of hate".  Of course, this screed is posted on his blog--- you know, his
personal web log where he invites his critics to hang themselves. Now, if that is not
selling hatred, what is?   It is the continued separation of the Bunny from reality and the
making of the Commander into an  Internet personality internet self-parodied "internet personality".

'Commander Bunny' Makes a Monkey of Himself



'Commander Bunny'.....

I got your crybaby, right here...

THE “HAS-BEEN” INFESTATION IN PIRATE RADIO! Commander Bunny Don’t transmit, Commander Bunny Don’t produce shows, 'Commander Bunny' just makes trouble and tells big-big-bigger-BIGGEST LIES! (And, he's a freakin' MORON, Too!)

Pirate Radio News & Commentary,
"a la Commander Bunny"
by John Poet

(This post written in the style of the has-been shortwave radio pirate and part-time internet stalker known as 'Commander Bunny' who does not broadcast anymore-- but without all the dirty words  'Commander Bunny' a sixth-grader would use...)


"Oh my god! (insert deity of your choice, non-lepus variety)!

The Great Noodled Appendage

 "The has-been radio pirate known as 'Commander Bunny'
aka WBNY Radio Snitch-Puppet, is ruining, what used to be
a "fun  practice" of Pirate Radio.

 

"Time for this Non-Influential, Non-Broadcasting,
Over-Rated Has-Been  to either shape-up or
'Have a Big Cup of STFU!'   

  "We are recommending a
“Truth About the Pirate Radio War Video” for the

short attention span, short-minded 'Commander Bunny' and his other non-broadcasting, FRN sock-puppet know-it-alls!

 
 

"When all you can do is collect people's personal information and mailing addresses, libel listeners, snitch out REAL stations with REAL transmitters to the F.C.C., and you

DON’T BROADCAST ANYTHING,

you really have no place in shortwave Pirate Radio! 

(but maybe you belong in the Virginia State Hospital...)

"There is noplace

for the hate and lies you keep passing along disguised as the bile-filled rantings of a no-longer-influential, mentally deluded, over-rated has-been and severely disturbed lunatic!"

(oh, wait-- that's not a disguise!)

'Commander Bunny' = F.C.C. Snitch

((Now, REMEMBER-- this was supposed to be

in the 'style' of 'Commander Bunny'.

Did I do it?  Was it pretty close?

other than missing the filthy language.... ?

J.Poet))

North American Pirate Radio War of 2011: The 'Video'!

Original Video - More videos at TinyPic
"The North American pirate radio war of 2011, was largely caused by the extensive use of sock-puppets by 'Commander Bunny', of WBNY (aka 'Pat Murphy'), to control and dominate the Free Radio Network, a long-standing forum devoted to shortwave pirate radio listening. The most active sock-puppets were exposed by John Poet of The Crystal Ship pirate radio station, as well as by Guise Faux of the satirical Radio Paranoia blog. Poet and TCS were
subsequently caught be the FCC. Poet and many pirate DXers believe the FCC was given
helpful information by FCC snitches 'Commander Bunny' & 'Kracker'."


Special thanks to 'The Radical' for all his hard work on the video editing.

Written by The Poet and The Radical


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"Blog Hits?  We Don't Need No Stinkin' Blog Hits!"

When It Grows Past Kracker, Let Us Know...

'The Crystal Ship' Listeners Email Reactions To News of Bust. TCS Shows To Be Carried By Relay Stations This Fall

by John Poet
Pirate Radio News & Commentary

As I stated in our previous post, I was about to publish some listener reaction to the torpedoing of The Crystal Ship when we were interrupted by the raging sock-puppeteer sometimes known as 'Commander Bunny' also known by many other names...  Bunny  was attempting to frame a well-known DXer as the snitch who complained to the FCC about TCS, with his poorly done faked emails, in an attempt to deflect the rising anger of the pirate radio community against him for his suspected involvement in getting TCS busted by the FCC.  That frame-up attempt on his part has been a rather embarassing failure which has only seemed to reinforce the case against him.

  In the interim, aware that I intended to post some email comments, I was contacted by a listener who was concerned about the possible repercussions of being known  to have said anything nice about us:

"I found your latest blog post very interesting, and it certainly looks like CB has driven in the final nail in his coffin.  I ask however that when (and if) you do a blog post quoting the outpouring of support from listeners, that you please not give my name, nor post any references pointing to me (***** ******, for example). I'd really appreciate that, as *********, and don't want any trouble."

  I assured the listener that, being aware that this could make them some sort of a target for certain unsavory individuals, and having no wish for any of my friends to end up on *someone's* 'enemies list', I had always planned to remove names and any other identifying information.  (And yes, it is a pretty sad state of affairs that would make this anonymity necessary for the protection of our fans.)

  Well, on with the unsigned reactions below.... and yes, they are real:  I don't find it necessary to manufacture affirmations-- we've always gotten enough of the real thing!