October 23, 2011

Have It Your Way, Commander 'Pat-the-Bunny' Murphy! ~~ And other open letters to Jerry the Mad Rabbit

"Pat!!-- Stop 'holding the pickles' !"

Pirate Radio News & Commentary
By John Poet

Well, Commander "Pat the Bunny" Murphy has been blogging it up in a rabid keyboard-pounding frenzy of late; outing the identities of current or former pirate radio operators and their locations repeatedly, in case we missed it the fifth or ninth or twenty-ninth time; making accusations of pseudonymity  (look it up, Pat-- I know that's a big word for you) against multiple DXers in his frantic attempts to discover the real identity of 'Guise Faux' of the Radio Paranoia blog; and now busy with his online stalking of yet another female DXer.  "Way to go, Patty-cakes!"  That seems like an excellent method of enticing more women into the hobby, you romantic charmer, you! 

About all I was able to decipher out of one of his recent incoherent, malevolent mouth-foaming tirades, is that he now has a new job at the Newport News Burger King!  "Have it your way, Pat!"  I guess the public contact is useful to him, as he can now easily distribute large numbers of unsolicited WBNY QSL packages without driving all the way to Lansing, Michigan to post them.  

Congratulations on your new job, Pat! It's certainly a step forward in honesty, as opposed to that phony radio consulting business you used to claim to run.  I guess "Sugar-Mama" demanded that you go out and get a real job, instead of constantly sponging money off of her?  You do look pretty spiffy in that nice, clean 'monkey-suit'!  

I recommend grilling the rabbit, folks--- as the sign says, "it's not too tough".

THANK YOU, Pat, for your incessant 'invocations' to my mother

Dear Pat,

Thank you for your repeated 'invocations' to my mother on your WBNY blog.

It was a very painful and difficult time, but she was fortunate to have loving family nearby at the time of her passing.  I'm glad I was able to be there at her side when she died.

I hope that, when your time comes, you are fortunate enough to have loving family at your side.

John Poet

P.S. It may quite possibly induce 'bad karma' upon the poster in question to "worry the dead" by repetitively speaking of the deceased, (not to mention being incredibly tasteless),  particularly in the disrespectful manner in which you have been doing for quite some time regarding my mother. As you've mentioned your belief in 'karma' numerous times, I am sure you'll want to avoid inducing bad karma upon yourself in the future. So, now that you know her status, I suggest that from now on, it might be wise for you to keep your filthy mouth off of her, lest you provoke the Great Karma Master Upstairs to drop a house on you.... or toss a lightning bolt into the 'ole Grenade! 

Offers of Employment Unnecessary, But Thanks Anyway, Pat!
I would also like to thank "Pat the Bunny" for his repeated statements of 'concern' for my employment status.  Commander Murphy, your concern is unnecessary.  Just because you have been unable to find any references to my employment on the internet, or because your 'online detective services' and 'background reports' which you have pulled on me have not been able to provide you with this information, does not mean that I lack gainful employment--   
What it means is, I have been quite careful regarding with whom I share this priviledged information-- so that it would not fall into the hands of an internet stalker such as yourself, or anyone else who might seek to misuse this information to further their own evil, twisted or capitalistic ends. (I'm sure the same applies to other people who seem to have taken the same sort of precautions... such as 'Corq'...) 
So, I do understand your frustration,  at being unable to buy the information that you want on me at any price, but you needn't worry further furry about me (and I'm quite sure the fact that I've never been arrested was a MAJOR disappointment for you!) 
I won't be joining you at Burger King any time soon, but thanks anyway!
Take it easy on those fat-burgers, and stop holding the 'pickles'-- if you know what I mean!
Here's some more free advice for you:
Still coming soon:  Commander Pat's Sockpuppet Confessions and MUCH more!
(I apologize to our readers that my blogging energies cannot seem to match the tireless keyboard-pounding efforts of the Bunny... but I'm not actually the one who is "desperate for web hits"!)

October 20, 2011

Is Commander Bunny Stalking Me? Or Does He Want To Marry Me? Two Out of his Three Listeners Say, 'Yes!'

Pirate Radio News & Commentary
by John Poet

He sure seems to want everyone to know how infatuated he is with me. I'm truly touched by
all the wonderful cards, letters and automobile decals he's printed up to
shout out to the world,

  'Commander Bunny & Kracker Love
    Poet and The Crystal Ship!'

They've spent more money trying to court me than they've spent on their own psychotherapists!

So, seems that the recent package of Commander Murphy rabbit-droppings which was sent out
to various people was post-marked in Lansing, Michigan, where we all now surely know that I am...

(BTW, Commander: "Real pirates" as you call them, actually FILL OUT the data on their
"real" QSL cards-- they don't just send out BLANK QSLs without the reception data filled
   ---Unless, of course, you are sending them out blank because they are unsolicited,
because no one bothers to send reception reports to station ops who turn into stalkers and FCC snitches, anymore?  Tell, tell!)

As reported on the FRN:
Packages of Bunny Swill postmarked in Lansing, Michigan

Some listeners seem befuddled as to why the packages from 'Major Sockpuppet' should be
post-marked in Lansing. Well, let me clear up that mystery for you!

(Now, I wouldn't be telling you all this, if CB hadn't raised the subject by hauling those
packages along with him to be postmarked HERE--- expressly for MY benefit--- but since I am
now in a postion to answer your questions about that, answer I will DO!

I wouldn't want anyone to think that Commander or friends wasted all that gas just to get that 'Lansing, MI' postmark!   Thanks for bringing the subject up, Corporal Furrball!)

See, I guess I am supposed to find out about that, and somehow feel 'threatened'. Or
'loved', perhaps.  'Desired' ?  'Adored'?  I don't know. It does certainly prove that 'Jerry Rabbit' is doing all he can to try to get my attention. But sorry, no deal, Private Buttsteak!  Not enough!

Maybe,  you should buy me....   a new car!

It's possible that I might have felt threatened (if it's possible to feel threatened by a grown
man who wears bunnyfeet pajamas and adult diapers to bed), if I didn't already know all the
things that I already know:

1) that Capitan Murphy Lepus passes through Lansing, Michigan periodically,

2)  that he has been doing this since at least as early as 2007,

3)  where he is going to when he does pass through here, and

4)  why.

Don't worry, my sweet little 'Hassenpfeffer', I'm not going to tell everyone ALL the details. Not today, anyway.
If you're a good bunny and do like I say.

Here's some friendly advice, Pattycakes:

I wouldn't be setting up that Grenade up here any more  anywhere--
not even near large bodies of water, not even just south of Muskegon!

Not even north of it!
Or east of it!

(West might be a good possibility...)

See, the word is, the FCC has been active up here, looking for pirates! Perhaps you've not
heard. Besides... and now I'm being honest here, k sweetie? 

I want you to STAY THE F00K OUT of MY territory, capiche? 

You have 47 other continental states you can use for your broadcast roadtrips, and besides that, you smell bad when your diapers leak!

OK, ok, I know that "Sugar-Mama" probably doesn't own property or have relatives in all
those states-- but you'll just have to make other arrangements.

Maybe you should try Florida. I hear the weather is better there, and the Orlando hotels
have a special deal where you can use their wireless IPs for your sock-puppeting activities, all at no extra charge!  Then you can submit 'nasty' comments to peoples' blogs, OR try out your NEW SOCKPUPPETS on the FRN without people finding out its really YOU!

(Or you could just go to Harpers Ferry, I guess--- shorter drive and all--- but you've already done that once this month... right, 'Winston'?)

Sound good?  I Thought you'd like that!

COMING UP:  Commander Bunny's Apology for FRN Sock-Puppeting,
and how he claimed to get away with it

( Or--- HEAR IT on the TCS Shortwave Relay Network!  
NOW PLAYING on a Relay Station Near You! )

What, no funny pictures this time?  Well, here's one!

October 8, 2011

'Malicious Website Blocked'. Is Norton on to Pat Murphy?

"This is a known malicious web site.  It is recommended that you do NOT visit this site..."

Yeah, this really happened when I tried to visit the PM page a while back.  (I now have no idea why, I can't recall the reason they gave)

But, the irony there was just so darned thick, I had to screencap it!

Now I have given the matter some thought, and have come to this conclusion:

It appears that the Norton people must know Pat personally...

(Yes, our publishing backlog is getting high.  MUCH More is coming, but a little humor is all we have time for today...)