THE “HAS-BEEN” INFESTATION IN PIRATE RADIO! Commander Bunny Don’t transmit, Commander Bunny Don’t produce shows, 'Commander Bunny' just makes trouble and tells big-big-bigger-BIGGEST LIES! (And, he's a freakin' MORON, Too!)

Pirate Radio News & Commentary,
"a la Commander Bunny"
by John Poet

(This post written in the style of the has-been shortwave radio pirate and part-time internet stalker known as 'Commander Bunny' who does not broadcast anymore-- but without all the dirty words  'Commander Bunny' a sixth-grader would use...)


"Oh my god! (insert deity of your choice, non-lepus variety)!

The Great Noodled Appendage

 "The has-been radio pirate known as 'Commander Bunny'
aka WBNY Radio Snitch-Puppet, is ruining, what used to be
a "fun  practice" of Pirate Radio.

 

"Time for this Non-Influential, Non-Broadcasting,
Over-Rated Has-Been  to either shape-up or
'Have a Big Cup of STFU!'   

  "We are recommending a
“Truth About the Pirate Radio War Video” for the

short attention span, short-minded 'Commander Bunny' and his other non-broadcasting, FRN sock-puppet know-it-alls!

 
 

"When all you can do is collect people's personal information and mailing addresses, libel listeners, snitch out REAL stations with REAL transmitters to the F.C.C., and you

DON’T BROADCAST ANYTHING,

you really have no place in shortwave Pirate Radio! 

(but maybe you belong in the Virginia State Hospital...)

"There is noplace

for the hate and lies you keep passing along disguised as the bile-filled rantings of a no-longer-influential, mentally deluded, over-rated has-been and severely disturbed lunatic!"

(oh, wait-- that's not a disguise!)

'Commander Bunny' = F.C.C. Snitch

((Now, REMEMBER-- this was supposed to be

in the 'style' of 'Commander Bunny'.

Did I do it?  Was it pretty close?

other than missing the filthy language.... ?

J.Poet))