September 30, 2011

Return of the Sock-Puppets! ~OR~ The Many Sock-Puppets of Commander Bunny: Past, Present & Future ~OR~ Of Rats & Snitches & Sock-puppets & the Pathetic Little Sockpuppet King Pounding His Keyboard and Sundry Bunny Parts

"A sockpuppet is an online identity used for purposes of deception within an online community. In its earliest usage, a sockpuppet was a false identity through which a member of an Internet community speaks with or about himself or herself, pretending to be a different person, like a ventriloquist manipulating a hand puppet.

In current usage, the perception of the term has been extended beyond second identities of people who already post in a forum or blog to include other uses of misleading online identities. For example, a New York Times article claims that "sockpuppeting" is defined as "the act of creating a fake online identity to praise, defend or create the illusion of support for one's self, allies or company."

The horrifying fact that we must all face is, that the rodent sock-puppets and their accomplices are coming, and if we don't take swift action to forestall this disaster, we are all going to die an agonizing death followed by an inadequate burial in rodent feces.

I have read some of Commander Bunny, Kracker, Beans, Thumper, Mosby, Bouncer (& sundry other sock-puppets not yet fully identified)'s writings. While I disagree with much of their content, I do not intend to attack Commander Bunny, Kracker, Beans, Thumper, Mosby, Bouncer (& sundry other sock-puppets not yet fully identified)'s opinions, only to offer my own viewpoints. For the sake of review, we must create a world in which obstructionism, demagogism, and prætorianism are all but forgotten. If we don't, future generations will not know freedom. Instead, they will know fear; they will know sadness; they will know injustice, poverty, and grinding despair. Most of all, they will realize, albeit far too late, that if Commander Bunny, Kracker, Beans, Thumper, Mosby, Bouncer (& sundry other sock-puppets not yet fully identified) bites me I will bite back.

Commander Bunny, Kracker, Beans, Thumper, Mosby, Bouncer (& sundry other sock-puppets not yet fully identified) keeps missing my point. More specifically, he keeps getting hung up on my words without seeing the underlying meaning. For example, when I say that Commander Bunny, Kracker, Beans, Thumper, Mosby, Bouncer (& sundry other sock-puppets not yet fully identified) should be responsible for his own actions, Commander Bunny, Kracker, Beans, Thumper, Mosby, Bouncer (& sundry other sock-puppets not yet fully identified) seems incapable of realizing that what I'm really getting at is that it has been said that his caustic, contemptible crotchets are a carcinogen that has been eating away at (what was formerly)  our society and eventually will kill us all. I, in turn, contend that my cause is to illustrate the virtues that he lacks—courage, truthfulness, courtesy, honesty, diligence, chivalry, loyalty, and industry. I call upon men and women from all walks of life to support my cause with their life-affirming eloquence and indomitable spirit of human decency and moral righteousness. Only then will the whole world realize that society must soon decide either to encourage open, civic engagement or else to let Commander Bunny, Kracker, Beans, Thumper, Mosby, Bouncer (& sundry other sock-puppets not yet fully identified) abandon us on a desert island.

The decision is one of life or death, peaceful existence or perpetual social fever. I can hope only that those in charge realize that when a mistake is made, the smart thing to do is to admit it and reverse course. That takes real courage. The way that Commander Bunny, Kracker, Beans, Thumper, Mosby, Bouncer (& sundry other sock-puppets not yet fully identified) stubbornly refuses to own up to his mistakes serves only to convince me that he doesn't want us to bring important information about his maladroit declamations into the limelight. He wants us to behave like sheep, not showing any inclination to saunter off in a direction other than that in which the shepherd ( Commander Bunny, Kracker, Beans, Thumper, Mosby, Bouncer (& sundry other sock-puppets not yet fully identified)) wants us to go. Commander Bunny, Kracker, Beans, Thumper, Mosby, Bouncer (& sundry other sock-puppets not yet fully identified) intends to keep us sheep blissfully ignorant of the fact that even when he isn't lying, Commander Bunny, Kracker, Beans, Thumper, Mosby, Bouncer (& sundry other sock-puppets not yet fully identified) is using facts, emphasizing facts, bearing down on facts, sliding off facts, quietly ignoring facts, and, above all, interpreting facts in a way that will enable him to popularize a genre of music whose graphic lyrics explicitly urge pouty peculators to impose ideology, control thought, and punish virtually any behavior he disapproves of.

September 29, 2011

Commander Murphy Bunny Advises Poet on Cyber-Bullying, Taking Absurdity To A Whole New Level!

From the Commander Bunny WBNY Blog:

'Cause talking shit in person is dangerous'?

Well, Commander Murphy...


You are, after all, THE EXPERT when it comes to 'talking shit' to people while hiding behind the internet!  Half the time, you're also hiding behind about half a hundred sock-puppets, as well!

And then, there's your COWARDLY refusal to take comments on your blog...

The list just goes on and on and on.... and why not quit repeating that lie about Artie Bigley turning us in-- you just look like a complete idiot, sticking to that lie that everyone now knows was completely manufactured by you...


Oh, BTW... a measly 100 watts is NOT "high power" to anyone who isn't using a flea-powered transmitter that no one but sock-puppets can hear anyway....

P.S. Kracker-- this is me, saying something.  'Can you hear me now?'

September 21, 2011

WHO is Pirate Radio's BIGGEST "Keyboard-Pounder" ?

Pirate Radio News & Commentary
by John Poet

In light of 'Commander Bunny's constant whining about "keyboard-pounding bloggers" who have
seen fit to expose his now well-known abuses of listeners, other pirates, people's private
information, suspected snitching out of other pirates to the F.C.C. and Industry Canada,
and his admitted use of sock-puppets on pirate radio forums to bully other participants, we
decided to report on the actual facts:

Who has actually done the most "keyboard-pounding" (that's 'blog posting' for you adults) over an extended period?  What are the actual post numbers?

Since 'Commander Bunny' deleted his entire blog last summer, and then recommenced posting
on July 20, 2011, we will examine the two months from July 20th through September 20th.
Commander's most frequent whining involves posts by Guise Faux of the Radio Paranoia blog,
and our website here at, so we shall compare the post counts of these
three websites. (Documentation and dates of posts appear at the bottom of this article,
since the lists are rather long, especially one in particular...)

Let us begin, shall we?

During the period of July 20 through September 20, there was a total of 10 posts on
The Crystal Ship blog here at

TCS Shortwave - 10 posts

During the same period, there was a total of 12 posts on the Radio Paranoia blog. (A few
of these had nothing to do with the pirate radio scene, but we'll be generous and count them anyway!)

Radio Paranoia- 12 posts

So what was the grand total of posts by 'Commander Bunny' on the WBNY blog during this same period?

Commander Bunny/WBNY blog - 26 posts !

The grand total of posts on the WBNY blog comes to the rather desperate and disturbing
total of 26 posts--- out "keyboard-pounding" his nearest competitor by a margin of more
than two to one!   (CB 26, RP 12)

Commander Bunny did more "keyboard-pounding" than TCS by a margin of  2.6 to 1!
(CB 26, TCS 10)

In fact, 'Commander Bunny's "keyboard-pounding" post total was more than that of the Radio
Paranoia blog and the TCS Shortwave blog, PUT TOGETHER!  (26 to 22)!

TCS Shortwave       = 10
Radio Paranoia       = 12
TCS + RP                = 22
Commander Bunny = 26

So, it turns out that the (former) pirate radio broadcaster known as 'Commander Bunny' is
Pirate Radio's BIGGEST "Keyboard-Pounder"!   Congratulations, 'Commander Bunny'!

If you would like to personally congratulate 'Commander Bunny' on being an insufferable ass
Pirate Radio's Biggest 'Keyboard-Pounder', just drop him an email at 

(Since he's been turning-off all commenting on his blog, like the
big coward that he is, we think that means he wants everyone to email him!)

There's just one small problem with him being the biggest keyboard-pounder, though...

There's a (former) pirate radio broadcaster that I know of, who
has informed all of us, that "Keyboard Pounders Aren't Pirates!"

Indeed, 'Commander Bunny'... Indeed! 

And now, you've proven yourself to be much more of a "keyboard pounder"
than you are a pirate radio broadcaster!  Nice work on that!

Us?   Well, CB, as you well know, we can't really broadcast anymore, since you made sure we
were busted by the FCC!   So "keyboard pounding" is all we got... all thanks to YOU!

And, since we are losing so badly in the keyboard-pounding ratio, we can see we are going
to have to "up the ante" and escalate our non-broadcasting, blogging not-pirating activities,
to inflate our 'post count'!

So, what are we going to be publishing to accomplish that?

Here's a hint, CB:  You're not going to like it.  Not one little bit.  Not any of it.

(It is rather ironic that, while you're not going to like any of it ((understatement)),
you have certainly been 'asking for it' !)

'Stay tuned'

(Documentation after the fold)

September 14, 2011

What the Murphy-Graves-Bunny Doesn't Tell You About 'The Rules of Pirate Radio Broadcasting' Can Hurt You!

Pirate Radio News & Commentary
by The Radical

When the radio pirate former radio pirate  Commander Bunny (aka Pat Murphy, aka Jerry Michael Graves) talks about the 'rules of Pirate Radio Broadcasting', Bun-Bun left out a few things:

1) Never give your home address to a rodent.  When you order a t-shirt or receive freebies from a certain “legendary” pirate, beware of a Bunny bearing gifts. After all, if you catch the Commander in a sock puppet or a lie, he has your address and is not afraid to turn you into the Federal Communications Commission. Not out of spite or jealousy, but just to keep the airwaves clear for the professional keyboard pounders... er, bloggers... uh, internet celebrities!

2) Always complain about your critics in your blog, which you use in such a self-loathing way.  Yes, the King of the Keyboards likes to pretend to hate his web log, but that is the only way he can keep screaming in the wind. Especially, when his version of fun involves continuously lying, denying,  libeling and projecting while accusing the critics of being pedophiles or inviting them to kill themselves. So, Commander, again I ask, tell me about the "good ol’ days" of pirate radio broadcasting!

3) Ask yourself this question:  If a Grenade goes off in the woods,  does anybody hate hear you?  That is, somebody  who is not your sock puppet or a voice in your head?  I am sure, since you despise the internet,  you would not dream of using it to promote yourself-- like on a blog, which you hate---  and would never use to promote hate!!

4) Be sure to use large font and lots of pictures in your journal. I mean, after all, the intelligence of your average rabbit is around that of your average houseplant. So use large font and lots of pictures to entertain yourself when publishing your blog (which you hate-- like yourself). Besides, that means, you can repeat the same message over and over for your self-amusement-- especially since comments are closed own your blog (which you hate!) and parroting yourself makes your web log a pleasure to read! (Second verse, same as the first!)

So, if you consider these helpful pointers, maybe you, too, may make a successful foray into pirate radio broadcasting.   Or maybe even become a North American Pirate Radio Hall of Fame member  (if enough people forget about the other things you've done over the past couple years)!


September 10, 2011

Commander Bunny's "Email-Factory Hypocricy" an Embarassment to North American Pirate Radio

Pirate Radio News & Commentary
by The Radical

 So let me get this straight, a rabbit person big liar complaining about “Internet personalities” in their blog does not strike only me as hypocrisy?

  Of course, hypocrisy and the Commander have been wedded for a long time, probably waiting for their anniversary gifts to arrive in the mail.

  Out of one side of his mouth, he talks about "Pirate Radio needs to be fun", longing
nostalgically for the time when he was influential and considered reputable. Out of the
other side of his mouth, he tells those who remind the Commander of his current acts of
disreputable behavior to either stop their crying or kill themselves. Yep, those
rollicking fun times are fun, as long as it involves kissing the Commander’s keister!

  When my friend John Poet caught the Commander in the act of sock puppetry, instead of taking responsibility for his actions, even when caught fist deep in the cotton, he
attempts to lie, deny and distract. I guess this is the standard operating procedure for a
former Free Radio Legend (in his own mind!), who has lost a large amount of his fan base, as well as any grasp of reality.

  The inability to accept his culpability in the sock puppet affair led the Bunny to perform
the ultimate act of treason in the Pirate Radio community:
Ratting out someone to the F.C.C. (Ironic that a Revolting Rodent would rat anyone out!)

  In order to cover his furry tracks, he attempts to create "doctored emails" that would indict an innocent person.   I guess, this is more of that nostalgic “fun” that the Bunny wishes for in his fantasy world.

  When caught again in a trap of his own making, the Commander, instead of admitting this transgression, calls his critics crybabies and whiners while further disgracing the
Pirate Radio scene with his actions: he continues to claim that a certain DXer made a
complaint to the FCC about TCS, even though the posted Email has been irrefutably proven fake about a half-dozen ways.  (Now, that is really embarassing!)

  The Commander proclaims these advocates for truth to be "keyboard pounders" and
"merchants of hate".  Of course, this screed is posted on his blog--- you know, his
personal web log where he invites his critics to hang themselves. Now, if that is not
selling hatred, what is?   It is the continued separation of the Bunny from reality and the
making of the Commander into an  Internet personality internet self-parodied "internet personality".

'Commander Bunny' Makes a Monkey of Himself

September 2, 2011