September 21, 2011

WHO is Pirate Radio's BIGGEST "Keyboard-Pounder" ?


Pirate Radio News & Commentary
by John Poet

In light of 'Commander Bunny's constant whining about "keyboard-pounding bloggers" who have
seen fit to expose his now well-known abuses of listeners, other pirates, people's private
information, suspected snitching out of other pirates to the F.C.C. and Industry Canada,
and his admitted use of sock-puppets on pirate radio forums to bully other participants, we
decided to report on the actual facts:

Who has actually done the most "keyboard-pounding" (that's 'blog posting' for you adults) over an extended period?  What are the actual post numbers?

Since 'Commander Bunny' deleted his entire blog last summer, and then recommenced posting
on July 20, 2011, we will examine the two months from July 20th through September 20th.
Commander's most frequent whining involves posts by Guise Faux of the Radio Paranoia blog,
and our website here at tcsshortwave.com, so we shall compare the post counts of these
three websites. (Documentation and dates of posts appear at the bottom of this article,
since the lists are rather long, especially one in particular...)

Let us begin, shall we?

During the period of July 20 through September 20, there was a total of 10 posts on
The Crystal Ship blog here at tcsshortwave.com:

TCS Shortwave - 10 posts


During the same period, there was a total of 12 posts on the Radio Paranoia blog. (A few
of these had nothing to do with the pirate radio scene, but we'll be generous and count them anyway!)

Radio Paranoia- 12 posts


So what was the grand total of posts by 'Commander Bunny' on the WBNY blog during this same period?

Commander Bunny/WBNY blog - 26 posts !



The grand total of posts on the WBNY blog comes to the rather desperate and disturbing
total of 26 posts--- out "keyboard-pounding" his nearest competitor by a margin of more
than two to one!   (CB 26, RP 12)

Commander Bunny did more "keyboard-pounding" than TCS by a margin of  2.6 to 1!
(CB 26, TCS 10)

In fact, 'Commander Bunny's "keyboard-pounding" post total was more than that of the Radio
Paranoia blog and the TCS Shortwave blog, PUT TOGETHER!  (26 to 22)!


Results
TCS Shortwave       = 10
Radio Paranoia       = 12
TCS + RP                = 22
Commander Bunny = 26


So, it turns out that the (former) pirate radio broadcaster known as 'Commander Bunny' is
Pirate Radio's BIGGEST "Keyboard-Pounder"!   Congratulations, 'Commander Bunny'!




If you would like to personally congratulate 'Commander Bunny' on being an insufferable ass
Pirate Radio's Biggest 'Keyboard-Pounder', just drop him an email at
wbnyradiobunny@gmail.com 

(Since he's been turning-off all commenting on his blog, like the
big coward that he is, we think that means he wants everyone to email him!)


There's just one small problem with him being the biggest keyboard-pounder, though...

There's a (former) pirate radio broadcaster that I know of, who
has informed all of us, that "Keyboard Pounders Aren't Pirates!"


Indeed, 'Commander Bunny'... Indeed! 

And now, you've proven yourself to be much more of a "keyboard pounder"
than you are a pirate radio broadcaster!  Nice work on that!


Us?   Well, CB, as you well know, we can't really broadcast anymore, since you made sure we
were busted by the FCC!   So "keyboard pounding" is all we got... all thanks to YOU!

And, since we are losing so badly in the keyboard-pounding ratio, we can see we are going
to have to "up the ante" and escalate our non-broadcasting, blogging not-pirating activities,
to inflate our 'post count'!

So, what are we going to be publishing to accomplish that?

Here's a hint, CB:  You're not going to like it.  Not one little bit.  Not any of it.

(It is rather ironic that, while you're not going to like any of it ((understatement)),
you have certainly been 'asking for it' !)



'Stay tuned'

(Documentation after the fold)

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POST DOCUMENTATION:

Posts on TCS Shortwave blog (July 20-September 20)

Wednesday, July 20, 2011
FCC Snitch Commander Bunny Accuses Poet via Email in Classic Misdirection Tactic

Monday, July 25, 2011
Commander Bunny Threatens Poet with His Knowledge of Poet's Geographical Details, Proving
He Lied About Access To eBay Customer List

Friday, July 29, 2011
Shortwave Pirate 'The Crystal Ship' is Dead. Latest Transmission Site Closed by FCC.
'Commander Bunny' Believed To Be 'FCC Snitch' Responsible For Supplying Name & Address Info Leading to Unusual Sort of Bust

Thursday, August 11, 2011
DESPERATE LIES OF A DESPERATE SNITCH! Bunny Attempts Frameup of Bigley for TCS Bust, Botches Manufactered Email. Poet Irrefutably Proves Email A Fake

Thursday, August 18, 2011
'The Crystal Ship' Listeners Email Reactions To News of Bust. TCS Shows To Be Carried By
Relay Stations This Fall

Wednesday, August 24, 2011
North American Pirate Radio War of 2011: The 'Video'!

Monday, August 29, 2011
THE “HAS-BEEN” INFESTATION IN PIRATE RADIO! Commander Bunny Don’t
transmit, Commander Bunny Don’t produce shows, 'Commander Bunny' just makes trouble and
tells big-big-bigger-BIGGEST LIES! (And, he's a freakin' MORON, Too!)

Friday, September 2, 2011
'Commander Bunny'..... I got your crybaby, right here...

Saturday, September 10, 2011
Commander Bunny's "Email-Factory Hypocricy" an Embarassment to North American Pirate Radio

Wednesday, September 14, 2011
What the Murphy-Graves-Bunny Doesn't Tell You About 'The Rules of Pirate Radio
Broadcasting' Can Hurt You!

TOTAL POSTS on The Crystal Ship blog: 10

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Posts on Radio Paranoia blog (July 20-September 20)

Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Happy Belated "Talk Like A Pirate Day"!


Thursday, September 15, 2011
CRY-BABY NON-BLOGGING (hyphenated-parenthetical-imputing) SHORTWAVE-PIRATES WHO ARE RUINING GOSSIPY RUMOR-MONGERING-BLOGGING FOR THE REAL BLOGGERS!!!!

Sunday, September 11, 2011
Happy Birthday, 9/11

Thursday, September 1, 2011
Portrait of the Pirate as a Young Dog

Monday, August 29, 2011
Commander Bunny, Kracker, Survive Storm, Call Press Conference

Saturday, August 27, 2011
Spider Hole Floods. Commander Bunny Flees Outer Banks

Wednesday, August 24, 2011
Emergency Hutch in Virginia Piedmont Falls in Earthquake! Bunny Escapes With Grenade,Vows
to Fight On

Thursday, August 11, 2011
MYXOMATOSIS MADNESS ALERT: Bunny Frames DXer

Wednesday, August 3, 2011
House of Games: "Bob Smith" con's piracy

Thursday, July 28, 2011
The Irony of Anonymity

Tuesday, July 26, 2011
More Confabulations Surrounding Family Radio
(Nothing here about pirate radio or CB, but we'll count it anyway)

Thursday, July 21, 2011
Fan Mail and the Pirate's Paradox

TOTAL POSTS on Radio Paranoia blog: 12

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Posts by Commander Bunny on WBNY Blog (July 20-September20)

POET the LOSER!
By Commander Bunny
September 19, 2011

WINTERFEST 2012 WILL BE FUN AND “INTERESTING”!!!
By Commander Bunny
September 16, 2011

WHINE-BABIES CAN DISH IT OUT….BUT….THEY CAN’T TAKE IT!
By Commander Bunny
September 13, 2011

BLOGS & WEBSITES COME AND GO. BUT QSL’s are FOREVER!
By Commander Bunny
September 13, 2011

21st Century Guide to being a “PIRATE OPERATOR” (you know transmitting-not blogging)
By Commander Bunny
September 12, 2011

ITS THE “POET” 3-ring-whiny-assed-girly-monkey-blogger-circus show!
By Commander Bunny
September 9, 2011

CRY-BABY-WHINY A**ED-(pretend-wannabe-non-broadcasting) BLOGGERS HAVE THEIR HEADS UP THEIR COLLECTIVE A**ES!
By Commander Bunny
September 2, 2011

KEYBOARD POUNDERS AREN’T PIRATES!
By Commander Bunny
August 31, 2011

THE “NEWBIE” INFESTATION IN PIRATE RADIO! They don’t transmit, they don’t produce shows,
they just make trouble and tell big-big-bigger-biggest LIES!
By Commander Bunny
August 29, 2011

THIS SITE DEVOTED TO EXPOSING POET THE CRY-BABY!
By Commander Bunny
August 27, 2011

The GUISE DILEMNA! Who to slander next?
By Commander Bunny
August 25, 2011

BOO-HOO POOR POET THE CRYBABY!
By Commander Bunny
August 22, 2011

GO AWAY – YOU’RE JUST BOTHERING PEOPLE (monkeys) NOW!
By Commander Bunny
August 19, 2011

Poor Poet Needs psychological Help!
By Commander Bunny
August 17, 2011

THANK YOU for the Support! (Deleted) ((Why deleted? Not really any support?))
By Commander Bunny
August 14, 2011

POET & GUISE! PIRATE RADIO’S BIGGEST ***HOLES!
By Commander Bunny
August 13, 2011

Oooops! Guise and Poet WRONG AGAIN! Artie Bigley turned in Poet!!!
By Commander Bunny
August 11, 2011

THE PIRATE Radio ATTENTION WHORES HAVE RUN OUT OF GAS!
By Commander Bunny
August 11, 2011

KING LIAR! KING Poet!
By Commander Bunny
August 5, 2011

IF THEY AREN’T HAVING FUN……..THEY AREN’T INTERESTED IN PIRATE RADIO
By Commander Bunny
August 3, 2011

WHAT IF?
By Commander Bunny
July 30, 2011

MANY ARE SICK OF POETS LIES!  ((Yeah, 'Kracker'-- LMAO!!))
By Commander Bunny
July 30, 2011

IS POET MAN ENOUGH TO ADMIT HE’S WRONG?
By Commander Bunny
July 29, 2011

POET CONTINUES THE LIES – Reveals his own location (on his blog) but…..
By Commander Bunny
July 26, 2011

KARMA
By Commander Bunny
July 26, 2011

PURE FABRICATION!
By Commander Bunny
July 20, 2011

TOTAL Posts by CB on WBNY blog: 26






15 comments:

  1. And Commander Murphy & friends went after Outhouse for using all caps on the FRN? JESUS, look at all those headlines!

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  2. Hmm... I seem to be something of a slacker. Technically, at least four of the 12 RP blog posts were written or co-written by contributing correspondents.

    To match CB's prolific blog output, we'd need to adopt his ALLCAPS "Patois" to save time and energy wasted on undoing that pesky caps lock.

    Even then, we'd still be hard pressed to match his total output of keyboard pounding, if we include his Billo and other sockposting in the tally.

    On the other hand, he doesn't waste time logging any pirate broadcasts, other than his own. Big time savings there, compared with the real DXers.

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  3. Dude, you have Waaaaay tooooo much time on your hands...

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  4. @Anon:

    Of COURSE I do... seeing as I can't transmit anymore...

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  5. @Guise:
    Actually, all you need to do is choose four or five ideological points, and just keep repeating them post after post. That's all Commander Murphy does... There's rarely anything new in there. What's up with these long posts of yours, all completely different from each other, all that new material? Oh, and you break all the rules when you go beyond four or five sentences-- no wonder your post count is so low!

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  6. Once again, the curtain is pulled back and a pathetic and cowardly Commander Murphy is exposed as the King of Keyboard Pounders. Great work, John!

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  7. Can somebody explain how Terry Troope is taking the fun out of pirate radio for me? I don't even know who CB is talking about. And how does CB know that Artie Bigley s**** c***?

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  8. The Artie Bigley stuff to which you refer--- from what I've heard, that was actually done by 'Kracker'. And Terry-- I guess Terry takes the fun out of pirate radio by refusing to kiss CB's backside. Otherwise, he's been more sinned against than sinning.

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  9. How come Commander Jerry Graves Bunny doesn't transmit anymore?

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  10. If a dead tree falls in the woods and no one hears it, does it transmit?

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  11. Murph pounds the keyboard with his left hand, and something else with his right. Eventually he spurts all over his blog. Rinse, and repeat.

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  12. Thanks Poet for another fact-based post.

    I see the rabid rabbit saw fit to mention me in his latest blog! (as someone who is taking all the fun out of pirate radio!, lol.)

    First, I am truely honoured that bunny would include me in a list which includes such heroes of free radio as Poet and Guise. Really, I have only been like the little kid kicking at the the bully's shin while big brothers Poet and Guise have been beating him senseless. But I am flattered anyway.

    Secondly, I truly wish that the bunnyman could have half as much fun as I do with pirate radio (http://www.alfalima.net/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=10812). He would be far less of a malicious and vindictive person.

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  13. Now I'm waiting for CB to blame "shortminded Amerika" (who or what ever that is supposed to be) or Brandon (Brandon Flowers? Brandon League? Brandon Lloyd?) for causing R.E.M. to break up/disband/call it quits. Hopefully with lots of different fonts and clip art.

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  14. Wow. No new "keyboard pounding" from the Mad Hare, since these statistics were published.

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  15. Looks like CB's hiatus from the world of angry, drunken keyboard mashing has come to an end. I really wonder how many people would take advantage of his fridge magnet 'offer' knowing the crap he's pulled lately - all he's asking for in return are three first-class stamps and your personal info!

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