Have It Your Way, Commander 'Pat-the-Bunny' Murphy! ~~ And other open letters to Jerry the Mad Rabbit

"Pat!!-- Stop 'holding the pickles' !"

Pirate Radio News & Commentary
By John Poet

Well, Commander "Pat the Bunny" Murphy has been blogging it up in a rabid keyboard-pounding frenzy of late; outing the identities of current or former pirate radio operators and their locations repeatedly, in case we missed it the fifth or ninth or twenty-ninth time; making accusations of pseudonymity  (look it up, Pat-- I know that's a big word for you) against multiple DXers in his frantic attempts to discover the real identity of 'Guise Faux' of the Radio Paranoia blog; and now busy with his online stalking of yet another female DXer.  "Way to go, Patty-cakes!"  That seems like an excellent method of enticing more women into the hobby, you romantic charmer, you! 

About all I was able to decipher out of one of his recent incoherent, malevolent mouth-foaming tirades, is that he now has a new job at the Newport News Burger King!  "Have it your way, Pat!"  I guess the public contact is useful to him, as he can now easily distribute large numbers of unsolicited WBNY QSL packages without driving all the way to Lansing, Michigan to post them.  

Congratulations on your new job, Pat! It's certainly a step forward in honesty, as opposed to that phony radio consulting business you used to claim to run.  I guess "Sugar-Mama" demanded that you go out and get a real job, instead of constantly sponging money off of her?  You do look pretty spiffy in that nice, clean 'monkey-suit'!  

I recommend grilling the rabbit, folks--- as the sign says, "it's not too tough".



THANK YOU, Pat, for your incessant 'invocations' to my mother

Dear Pat,

Thank you for your repeated 'invocations' to my mother on your WBNY blog.

It was a very painful and difficult time, but she was fortunate to have loving family nearby at the time of her passing.  I'm glad I was able to be there at her side when she died.

I hope that, when your time comes, you are fortunate enough to have loving family at your side.

Sincerely,
John Poet


P.S. It may quite possibly induce 'bad karma' upon the poster in question to "worry the dead" by repetitively speaking of the deceased, (not to mention being incredibly tasteless),  particularly in the disrespectful manner in which you have been doing for quite some time regarding my mother. As you've mentioned your belief in 'karma' numerous times, I am sure you'll want to avoid inducing bad karma upon yourself in the future. So, now that you know her status, I suggest that from now on, it might be wise for you to keep your filthy mouth off of her, lest you provoke the Great Karma Master Upstairs to drop a house on you.... or toss a lightning bolt into the 'ole Grenade! 


 
Offers of Employment Unnecessary, But Thanks Anyway, Pat!
 
I would also like to thank "Pat the Bunny" for his repeated statements of 'concern' for my employment status.  Commander Murphy, your concern is unnecessary.  Just because you have been unable to find any references to my employment on the internet, or because your 'online detective services' and 'background reports' which you have pulled on me have not been able to provide you with this information, does not mean that I lack gainful employment--   
 
What it means is, I have been quite careful regarding with whom I share this priviledged information-- so that it would not fall into the hands of an internet stalker such as yourself, or anyone else who might seek to misuse this information to further their own evil, twisted or capitalistic ends. (I'm sure the same applies to other people who seem to have taken the same sort of precautions... such as 'Corq'...) 
 
So, I do understand your frustration,  at being unable to buy the information that you want on me at any price, but you needn't worry further furry about me (and I'm quite sure the fact that I've never been arrested was a MAJOR disappointment for you!) 
 
I won't be joining you at Burger King any time soon, but thanks anyway!
 
Take it easy on those fat-burgers, and stop holding the 'pickles'-- if you know what I mean!
 
Here's some more free advice for you:
 

 
Still coming soon:  Commander Pat's Sockpuppet Confessions and MUCH more!
 
(I apologize to our readers that my blogging energies cannot seem to match the tireless keyboard-pounding efforts of the Bunny... but I'm not actually the one who is "desperate for web hits"!)
 
Cheers.

Is Commander Bunny Stalking Me? Or Does He Want To Marry Me? Two Out of his Three Listeners Say, 'Yes!'

Pirate Radio News & Commentary
by John Poet

He sure seems to want everyone to know how infatuated he is with me. I'm truly touched by
all the wonderful cards, letters and automobile decals he's printed up to
shout out to the world,

  'Commander Bunny & Kracker Love
    Poet and The Crystal Ship!'

They've spent more money trying to court me than they've spent on their own psychotherapists!

So, seems that the recent package of Commander Murphy rabbit-droppings which was sent out
to various people was post-marked in Lansing, Michigan, where we all now surely know that I am...

(BTW, Commander: "Real pirates" as you call them, actually FILL OUT the data on their
"real" QSL cards-- they don't just send out BLANK QSLs without the reception data filled
in...
   ---Unless, of course, you are sending them out blank because they are unsolicited,
because no one bothers to send reception reports to station ops who turn into stalkers and FCC snitches, anymore?  Tell, tell!)


As reported on the FRN:
Packages of Bunny Swill postmarked in Lansing, Michigan

Some listeners seem befuddled as to why the packages from 'Major Sockpuppet' should be
post-marked in Lansing. Well, let me clear up that mystery for you!



(Now, I wouldn't be telling you all this, if CB hadn't raised the subject by hauling those
packages along with him to be postmarked HERE--- expressly for MY benefit--- but since I am
now in a postion to answer your questions about that, answer I will DO!

I wouldn't want anyone to think that Commander or friends wasted all that gas just to get that 'Lansing, MI' postmark!   Thanks for bringing the subject up, Corporal Furrball!)

See, I guess I am supposed to find out about that, and somehow feel 'threatened'. Or
'loved', perhaps.  'Desired' ?  'Adored'?  I don't know. It does certainly prove that 'Jerry Rabbit' is doing all he can to try to get my attention. But sorry, no deal, Private Buttsteak!  Not enough!

Maybe,  you should buy me....   a new car!

It's possible that I might have felt threatened (if it's possible to feel threatened by a grown
man who wears bunnyfeet pajamas and adult diapers to bed), if I didn't already know all the
things that I already know:


1) that Capitan Murphy Lepus passes through Lansing, Michigan periodically,

2)  that he has been doing this since at least as early as 2007,

3)  where he is going to when he does pass through here, and

4)  why.



Don't worry, my sweet little 'Hassenpfeffer', I'm not going to tell everyone ALL the details. Not today, anyway.
If you're a good bunny and do like I say.

Here's some friendly advice, Pattycakes:

I wouldn't be setting up that Grenade up here any more  anywhere--
not even near large bodies of water, not even just south of Muskegon!

Not even north of it!
Or east of it!

(West might be a good possibility...)


See, the word is, the FCC has been active up here, looking for pirates! Perhaps you've not
heard. Besides... and now I'm being honest here, k sweetie? 

I want you to STAY THE F00K OUT of MY territory, capiche? 

You have 47 other continental states you can use for your broadcast roadtrips, and besides that, you smell bad when your diapers leak!

OK, ok, I know that "Sugar-Mama" probably doesn't own property or have relatives in all
those states-- but you'll just have to make other arrangements.

Maybe you should try Florida. I hear the weather is better there, and the Orlando hotels
have a special deal where you can use their wireless IPs for your sock-puppeting activities, all at no extra charge!  Then you can submit 'nasty' comments to peoples' blogs, OR try out your NEW SOCKPUPPETS on the FRN without people finding out its really YOU!

(Or you could just go to Harpers Ferry, I guess--- shorter drive and all--- but you've already done that once this month... right, 'Winston'?)

Sound good?  I Thought you'd like that!


COMING UP:  Commander Bunny's Apology for FRN Sock-Puppeting,
and how he claimed to get away with it

( Or--- HEAR IT on the TCS Shortwave Relay Network!  
NOW PLAYING on a Relay Station Near You! )

What, no funny pictures this time?  Well, here's one!

'Malicious Website Blocked'. Is Norton on to Pat Murphy?

"This is a known malicious web site.  It is recommended that you do NOT visit this site..."

Yeah, this really happened when I tried to visit the PM page a while back.  (I now have no idea why, I can't recall the reason they gave)

But, the irony there was just so darned thick, I had to screencap it!

Now I have given the matter some thought, and have come to this conclusion:


It appears that the Norton people must know Pat personally...



(Yes, our publishing backlog is getting high.  MUCH More is coming, but a little humor is all we have time for today...)

Return of the Sock-Puppets! ~OR~ The Many Sock-Puppets of Commander Bunny: Past, Present & Future ~OR~ Of Rats & Snitches & Sock-puppets & the Pathetic Little Sockpuppet King Pounding His Keyboard and Sundry Bunny Parts

"A sockpuppet is an online identity used for purposes of deception within an online community. In its earliest usage, a sockpuppet was a false identity through which a member of an Internet community speaks with or about himself or herself, pretending to be a different person, like a ventriloquist manipulating a hand puppet.

In current usage, the perception of the term has been extended beyond second identities of people who already post in a forum or blog to include other uses of misleading online identities. For example, a New York Times article claims that "sockpuppeting" is defined as "the act of creating a fake online identity to praise, defend or create the illusion of support for one's self, allies or company."  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sockpuppet_(Internet)

The horrifying fact that we must all face is, that the rodent sock-puppets and their accomplices are coming, and if we don't take swift action to forestall this disaster, we are all going to die an agonizing death followed by an inadequate burial in rodent feces.

I have read some of Commander Bunny, Kracker, Beans, Thumper, Mosby, Bouncer (& sundry other sock-puppets not yet fully identified)'s writings. While I disagree with much of their content, I do not intend to attack Commander Bunny, Kracker, Beans, Thumper, Mosby, Bouncer (& sundry other sock-puppets not yet fully identified)'s opinions, only to offer my own viewpoints. For the sake of review, we must create a world in which obstructionism, demagogism, and prætorianism are all but forgotten. If we don't, future generations will not know freedom. Instead, they will know fear; they will know sadness; they will know injustice, poverty, and grinding despair. Most of all, they will realize, albeit far too late, that if Commander Bunny, Kracker, Beans, Thumper, Mosby, Bouncer (& sundry other sock-puppets not yet fully identified) bites me I will bite back.

Commander Bunny, Kracker, Beans, Thumper, Mosby, Bouncer (& sundry other sock-puppets not yet fully identified) keeps missing my point. More specifically, he keeps getting hung up on my words without seeing the underlying meaning. For example, when I say that Commander Bunny, Kracker, Beans, Thumper, Mosby, Bouncer (& sundry other sock-puppets not yet fully identified) should be responsible for his own actions, Commander Bunny, Kracker, Beans, Thumper, Mosby, Bouncer (& sundry other sock-puppets not yet fully identified) seems incapable of realizing that what I'm really getting at is that it has been said that his caustic, contemptible crotchets are a carcinogen that has been eating away at (what was formerly)  our society and eventually will kill us all. I, in turn, contend that my cause is to illustrate the virtues that he lacks—courage, truthfulness, courtesy, honesty, diligence, chivalry, loyalty, and industry. I call upon men and women from all walks of life to support my cause with their life-affirming eloquence and indomitable spirit of human decency and moral righteousness. Only then will the whole world realize that society must soon decide either to encourage open, civic engagement or else to let Commander Bunny, Kracker, Beans, Thumper, Mosby, Bouncer (& sundry other sock-puppets not yet fully identified) abandon us on a desert island.

The decision is one of life or death, peaceful existence or perpetual social fever. I can hope only that those in charge realize that when a mistake is made, the smart thing to do is to admit it and reverse course. That takes real courage. The way that Commander Bunny, Kracker, Beans, Thumper, Mosby, Bouncer (& sundry other sock-puppets not yet fully identified) stubbornly refuses to own up to his mistakes serves only to convince me that he doesn't want us to bring important information about his maladroit declamations into the limelight. He wants us to behave like sheep, not showing any inclination to saunter off in a direction other than that in which the shepherd ( Commander Bunny, Kracker, Beans, Thumper, Mosby, Bouncer (& sundry other sock-puppets not yet fully identified)) wants us to go. Commander Bunny, Kracker, Beans, Thumper, Mosby, Bouncer (& sundry other sock-puppets not yet fully identified) intends to keep us sheep blissfully ignorant of the fact that even when he isn't lying, Commander Bunny, Kracker, Beans, Thumper, Mosby, Bouncer (& sundry other sock-puppets not yet fully identified) is using facts, emphasizing facts, bearing down on facts, sliding off facts, quietly ignoring facts, and, above all, interpreting facts in a way that will enable him to popularize a genre of music whose graphic lyrics explicitly urge pouty peculators to impose ideology, control thought, and punish virtually any behavior he disapproves of.

Commander Murphy Bunny Advises Poet on Cyber-Bullying, Taking Absurdity To A Whole New Level!

From the Commander Bunny WBNY Blog:

'Cause talking shit in person is dangerous'?

Well, Commander Murphy...

YOU WOULD KNOW!

You are, after all, THE EXPERT when it comes to 'talking shit' to people while hiding behind the internet!  Half the time, you're also hiding behind about half a hundred sock-puppets, as well!

And then, there's your COWARDLY refusal to take comments on your blog...

The list just goes on and on and on.... and why not quit repeating that lie about Artie Bigley turning us in-- you just look like a complete idiot, sticking to that lie that everyone now knows was completely manufactured by you...

 

Oh, BTW... a measly 100 watts is NOT "high power" to anyone who isn't using a flea-powered transmitter that no one but sock-puppets can hear anyway....

P.S. Kracker-- this is me, saying something.  'Can you hear me now?'

WHO is Pirate Radio's BIGGEST "Keyboard-Pounder" ?

Pirate Radio News & Commentary
by John Poet

In light of 'Commander Bunny's constant whining about "keyboard-pounding bloggers" who have
seen fit to expose his now well-known abuses of listeners, other pirates, people's private
information, suspected snitching out of other pirates to the F.C.C. and Industry Canada,
and his admitted use of sock-puppets on pirate radio forums to bully other participants, we
decided to report on the actual facts:

Who has actually done the most "keyboard-pounding" (that's 'blog posting' for you adults) over an extended period?  What are the actual post numbers?

Since 'Commander Bunny' deleted his entire blog last summer, and then recommenced posting
on July 20, 2011, we will examine the two months from July 20th through September 20th.
Commander's most frequent whining involves posts by Guise Faux of the Radio Paranoia blog,
and our website here at tcsshortwave.com, so we shall compare the post counts of these
three websites. (Documentation and dates of posts appear at the bottom of this article,
since the lists are rather long, especially one in particular...)

Let us begin, shall we?

During the period of July 20 through September 20, there was a total of 10 posts on
The Crystal Ship blog here at tcsshortwave.com:

TCS Shortwave - 10 posts


During the same period, there was a total of 12 posts on the Radio Paranoia blog. (A few
of these had nothing to do with the pirate radio scene, but we'll be generous and count them anyway!)

Radio Paranoia- 12 posts


So what was the grand total of posts by 'Commander Bunny' on the WBNY blog during this same period?

Commander Bunny/WBNY blog - 26 posts !

The grand total of posts on the WBNY blog comes to the rather desperate and disturbing
total of 26 posts--- out "keyboard-pounding" his nearest competitor by a margin of more
than two to one!   (CB 26, RP 12)

Commander Bunny did more "keyboard-pounding" than TCS by a margin of  2.6 to 1!
(CB 26, TCS 10)

In fact, 'Commander Bunny's "keyboard-pounding" post total was more than that of the Radio
Paranoia blog and the TCS Shortwave blog, PUT TOGETHER!  (26 to 22)!


Results
TCS Shortwave       = 10
Radio Paranoia       = 12
TCS + RP                = 22
Commander Bunny = 26


So, it turns out that the (former) pirate radio broadcaster known as 'Commander Bunny' is
Pirate Radio's BIGGEST "Keyboard-Pounder"!   Congratulations, 'Commander Bunny'!

If you would like to personally congratulate 'Commander Bunny' on being an insufferable ass
Pirate Radio's Biggest 'Keyboard-Pounder', just drop him an email at
wbnyradiobunny@gmail.com 

(Since he's been turning-off all commenting on his blog, like the
big coward that he is, we think that means he wants everyone to email him!)

There's just one small problem with him being the biggest keyboard-pounder, though...

There's a (former) pirate radio broadcaster that I know of, who
has informed all of us, that "Keyboard Pounders Aren't Pirates!"

Indeed, 'Commander Bunny'... Indeed! 

And now, you've proven yourself to be much more of a "keyboard pounder"
than you are a pirate radio broadcaster!  Nice work on that!


Us?   Well, CB, as you well know, we can't really broadcast anymore, since you made sure we
were busted by the FCC!   So "keyboard pounding" is all we got... all thanks to YOU!

And, since we are losing so badly in the keyboard-pounding ratio, we can see we are going
to have to "up the ante" and escalate our non-broadcasting, blogging not-pirating activities,
to inflate our 'post count'!

So, what are we going to be publishing to accomplish that?

Here's a hint, CB:  You're not going to like it.  Not one little bit.  Not any of it.

(It is rather ironic that, while you're not going to like any of it ((understatement)),
you have certainly been 'asking for it' !)

'Stay tuned'

(Documentation after the fold)