Pirate Radio News & Commentary
by John Poet
In light of 'Commander Bunny's constant whining about "keyboard-pounding bloggers" who have
seen fit to expose his now well-known abuses of listeners, other pirates, people's private
information, suspected snitching out of other pirates to the F.C.C. and Industry Canada,
and his admitted use of sock-puppets on pirate radio forums to bully other participants, we
decided to report on the actual facts:
Who has actually done the most "keyboard-pounding" (that's 'blog posting' for you adults) over an extended period? What are the actual post numbers?
Since 'Commander Bunny' deleted his entire blog last summer, and then recommenced posting
on July 20, 2011, we will examine the two months from July 20th through September 20th.
Commander's most frequent whining involves posts by Guise Faux of the Radio Paranoia blog,
and our website here at tcsshortwave.com, so we shall compare the post counts of these
three websites. (Documentation and dates of posts appear at the bottom of this article,
since the lists are rather long, especially one in particular...)
Let us begin, shall we?
During the period of July 20 through September 20, there was a total of 10 posts on
The Crystal Ship blog here at tcsshortwave.com:
TCS Shortwave - 10 posts
During the same period, there was a total of 12 posts on the Radio Paranoia blog. (A few
of these had nothing to do with the pirate radio scene, but we'll be generous and count them anyway!)
Radio Paranoia- 12 posts
So what was the grand total of posts by 'Commander Bunny' on the WBNY blog during this same period?
Commander Bunny/WBNY blog - 26 posts !
The grand total of posts on the WBNY blog comes to the rather desperate and disturbing
total of 26 posts--- out "keyboard-pounding" his nearest competitor by a margin of more
than two to one! (CB 26, RP 12)
Commander Bunny did more "keyboard-pounding" than TCS by a margin of 2.6 to 1!
(CB 26, TCS 10)
In fact, 'Commander Bunny's "keyboard-pounding" post total was more than that of the Radio
Paranoia blog and the TCS Shortwave blog, PUT TOGETHER! (26 to 22)!
Results
TCS Shortwave = 10
Radio Paranoia = 12
TCS + RP = 22
Commander Bunny = 26
So, it turns out that the (former) pirate radio broadcaster known as 'Commander Bunny' is
Pirate Radio's BIGGEST "Keyboard-Pounder"! Congratulations, 'Commander Bunny'!
If you would like to personally congratulate 'Commander Bunny' on being
Pirate Radio's Biggest 'Keyboard-Pounder', just drop him an email at
wbnyradiobunny@gmail.com
(Since he's been turning-off all commenting on his blog, like the
big coward that he is, we think that means he wants everyone to email him!)
There's a (former) pirate radio broadcaster that I know of, who
has informed all of us, that "Keyboard Pounders Aren't Pirates!"
Indeed, 'Commander Bunny'... Indeed!
And now, you've proven yourself to be much more of a "keyboard pounder"
than you are a pirate radio broadcaster! Nice work on that!
Us? Well, CB, as you well know, we can't really broadcast anymore, since you made sure we
were busted by the FCC! So "keyboard pounding" is all we got... all thanks to YOU!
And, since we are losing so badly in the keyboard-pounding ratio, we can see we are going
to have to "up the ante" and escalate our non-broadcasting, blogging not-pirating activities,
to inflate our 'post count'!
So, what are we going to be publishing to accomplish that?
Here's a hint, CB: You're not going to like it. Not one little bit. Not any of it.
(It is rather ironic that, while you're not going to like any of it ((understatement)),
you have certainly been 'asking for it' !)
'Stay tuned'
(Documentation after the fold)
